“BLESSED BE THE LORD, WHO DAILY BEARS OUR BURDEN” (PSALMS 55:22)
BUTT DUST
What, you ask, is “Butt dust?” Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember you hafta look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. “I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth
cough.”
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?”
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.! His dad read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” Concerned, James asked: “What happened to the flea?”
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”
The Sermon I think this Mom
will never forget…. this particular Sunday
sermon…”Dear Lord,” the minister began, with
arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his
upturned face. “Without you, we are but dust.” He
would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mom, what is
butt dust?”
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Enjoyed reading your blogs! Keep up the good work….you have something to say!
Thanks Ann! I appreciate the encouragement and feedback! 🙂
Blessings!
These funny kid quotes are hilarious … I LOVE your site!
Thanks Lynda!
Kids are awesome! I crack up every week around here with some of the things my kids say! 🙂 So honest – and such unique perspectives! Just last week my daughter said “noooo . . . . don’t sit in that chair mom!”
“Why?” I asked.
“Because – whenever you sit in that chair – you are always ‘busy’. I don’t want you to be busy – I want you to play with me.” 🙂 {wake-up call!!} She was talking about the chair I usually sit in to work on the computer – doing my budget, blogging, writing, etc.
She then went on to tell me she wished I would throw out the chair.
“Do you think it’s the chair that makes me busy?” I asked.
“YES! Throw out the chair mom!” 🙂 She really believed if the chair wasn’t here – then I would play more and not “work so much”.
I think I need to get out of the chair more often – especially when she is home! 🙂
Blessings!