“BLESSED BE THE LORD, WHO DAILY BEARS OUR BURDEN” (PSALMS 55:22) BUTT DUST What, you ask, is “Butt dust?” Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a… Continue reading Butt Dust? . . . Funny Kid Quotes
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Bedtime Parenting technique. . . FAIL
Ok – so I have to share one of my other attempts at parenting with honor and love – and teaching my kids how to make their own wise choices. Last week the kids had been sent to bed, but they were doing their usual – running between rooms, laughing, talking, and goofing off (we… Continue reading Bedtime Parenting technique. . . FAIL
Perfection or Excellence? Obedience or Honor?
What constitutes a dinner? Meat, vegetables, bread, dairy, possibly even some fruit or nuts? So if I’ve met all those requirements – will it be a good meal? What about a “great” or even “excellent” dinner? A Basic Dinner Tonight my kids were presented with dinner. I met all the requirements (health-wise). I had meat,… Continue reading Perfection or Excellence? Obedience or Honor?
Just to tickle your funny bone!
True story! I was in the Target bathroom a few days ago. I came out of the stall and heard some loud fart noises coming from another stall. I couldn’t tell if they were real or not – but they were loud! A mom at the sink said “Miles, is that you making those noises?”… Continue reading Just to tickle your funny bone!
6 year old proverbs
My sister sent these to me today and they gave me a good chuckle! I can just see my 6 year old saying many of these! I should do the same with him and see what he comes up with! Enjoy! 6 year old Proverbs A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her… Continue reading 6 year old proverbs
You know you are too busy when . . .
OK – This one is just for fun! “You know you are too busy (stressed/tired/etc) when . . . . “ Fill in the “. . . ” for me! I’ll start. . . . I sprayed white board cleaner in my hair thinking it was my leave-in conditioner spray! (maybe subconsciously I thought it… Continue reading You know you are too busy when . . .
Mom’s Christmas Wish List
I’m not sure who wrote this, but I love it! As a mom (or dad) I’m sure most of us can relate! Dear Santa, I’ve been a good mom all year.I’ve fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor’s office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise… Continue reading Mom’s Christmas Wish List
Santa Baby
Ok – I just died laughing tonight!!! My 13 year old son Tyler and I were in the kitchen together as he was making juice and I was doing the laundry. As usual, I had music from the radio playing . . . .Christmas music of course! The fun and cute song – Santa Baby… Continue reading Santa Baby
“Miscellaneous” Parenting tips
This is what I found 5 mintues before having to leave for school! I caught him (and his sibling) just before they were going to turn his face into a Tiger!! It was Picture Day at school!! We had to put on a long-sleeve shirt even though it was warm! Who is this masked boy?… Continue reading “Miscellaneous” Parenting tips
The Mom Song – Anita Renfroe
“The Mom” song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented! OK -Here’s another thing I love about moms (and parenting)!! If you haven’t seen this, be prepared to watch it over and over and be tempted… Continue reading The Mom Song – Anita Renfroe
Just a Mom?!
Many of you have seen this before – but I just had to reprint it here. If you haven’t read it before . . . Enjoy! JUST A MOM? A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk ‘s office,was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to… Continue reading Just a Mom?!
Application for Permission to Date my Daughter
Here is my laugh for the day! Thanks Stephanie for passing this on! I will have to print it up (in triplicate) and have them ready for my girls’ future suitors! APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history,… Continue reading Application for Permission to Date my Daughter
Thinking of Having Kids?
OK – I just had to pass this on! Thank you Linda for bringing a chuckle and smile today! The sad thing is . . . I really do relate to it all! 🙂 And I know there are many more steps I could add . . . . like trying corralling 5 cats, who… Continue reading Thinking of Having Kids?
Diagnosed with C.A.A.D.D.
This was sent to me by a friend a couple years ago – but I always think about it when I start feeling that I must have ADD. . . . . .Ok, Ok! It really happens every day! 🙂 If you have been wondering recently if you are losing your mind, are exhausted from… Continue reading Diagnosed with C.A.A.D.D.
It’s not Personal – Funny Kid Quote
A somber day – but we can rejoice! Today and tomorrow are definitely somber days. There will be a viewing for Andi (35 yr old mom who had cancer) tonight and her “going home” party tomorrow. I woke up somber, and the more I thought about it all . . . her family, the kids,… Continue reading It’s not Personal – Funny Kid Quote