Posts Tagged by Funny Kid Quotes

A New Day: How to let go of the guilt of yesterday.

Do you feel like you just never get everything done each day? Do you long for more hours on the day? Ever wish you had done things differently, or had known then what you know now? Do you live with regrets and guilt of the “should’ve, could’ve, would’ve” kind? I saw this quote today –… Continue reading . . .

Fun Friday: Jokes & Quotes to make you laugh today!

Laughing Matters I don’t know what your week has been like . . . frustrating, tiring, exciting, full of surprises (good? bad?), depressing . . . ?? Mine has been full of many things – good and “not-what-I-expected” . . . but either way – I think today we all need a good belly laugh!… Continue reading . . .

Butt Dust? . . . Funny Kid Quotes

“BLESSED BE THE LORD, WHO DAILY BEARS OUR BURDEN” (PSALMS 55:22) BUTT DUST What, you ask, is “Butt dust?” Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a… Continue reading . . .

6 year old proverbs

My sister sent these to me today and they gave me a good chuckle! I can just see my 6 year old saying many of these! I should do the same with him and see what he comes up with! Enjoy! 6 year old Proverbs A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her… Continue reading . . .

It’s not Personal – Funny Kid Quote

A somber day – but we can rejoice! Today and tomorrow are definitely somber days. There will be a viewing for Andi (35 yr old mom who had cancer) tonight and her “going home” party tomorrow. I woke up somber, and the more I thought about it all . . . her family, the kids,… Continue reading . . .

Rice Nuggies?

nuggieA form of punishment used to assert dominance in a social structure, usually given when a lower person does or says something stupid or annoying. It consists of rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm, and the nuggie is given… Continue reading . . .

She was busy at the moment so she didn’t ask. We told her parents (my sister and her husband) – who also thought it was hillarious – and theydecided to tell her it was ok to have a regular nuggie and to go ask her uncle for one. She was soooo excited (jumping around in glee)! . . . . I know, I know . . . how mean!! . . . I agree! I was only an observant in all this – I have to say!

So she runs up to her uncle with a huge smile on her face and says excitedly in her sweet 4 year old voice, “My dad said it was ok for me to have a regular nuggie. Can I have one?” she continues to jump up and down around him.

“Are you sure you want one?” my husband asks.

“YES!” she can’t contain herself.

“Okay . . . . here you go” as he promptly grabbed her head with one arm and lightly rubbed his knuckles on the top of her head.

“There you go!” he said.

The look on her face was priceless . . . and heartbreaking. . . . it was a mix of excitement turning into confusion.

“Nuh–unh! I want a real nuggie” she begged, as she didn’t believe that was really a nuggie.

“That was it Lauren” he tried to convince her. You could see she was very slowly realizing that she had been duped . . . tricked . . . by her own uncle . . . and parents . . .

But hey . . . . . . at least it wasn’t a Rice Nuggie!